You know, I have a feeling that my cup of hot chocolate is trying to murder me.... No really... I had it is a closed travel coffee cup and somehow it decided to try and fly at me from the small hole in the lid.
Now, it wasn't like brandishing a weapon or anything... no it was the weapon itself!!! It landed on my hand and burned me!!!!
WHAT EVER DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT FROM MY BEVERAGE?!?!?!?!?!